public speaking
I would walk into a huge room and see 1000 people expecting me to give a long boring speech. I would start say the speech but nothing would come out of my mouth. I would be very, very, very nervous. Eventually the crowd would start to yell and demand me to speak. They would throw chairs at me. I would run off the stage and hide so they couldn't find me, but then they find and beat me senseless.
Driving a ford
I would go to a ford dealership ans buy a brand new ford F-350. I would start to drive home and the wheels would start to vibrate. I would get up 120 kilometers an hour and try to slow down but the brakes wouldn't work. Then I would crash into a Kenworth dealership, blow up and die.
I love your Ford blog, I hate ford. Your blogs are great. Loving the detail. Your fears are pretty scary.
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